The St. Louis adult marijuana dispensary is a unique institution on the cannabis scene. The first dispensary in Missouri to be licensed, it opened its doors in 2005. In the years since, it’s enjoyed a role as an anchor at the local economy, and a place for neighbors to connect. But as the city of St. Louis grapples with the consequences of a recent court decision allowing a new wave of recreational cannabis businesses to set up shop, the dispensary’s newest owner has some big plans.
The Washington DC-based medical marijuana advocacy group, The Gifted, has announced the launch of its first medical marijuana delivery service. Dubbed “King Louis XIII OG (Gifted Curators DC)” it will offer free, curbside delivery of marijuana to patients in Washington DC.
Today we look at King Louis XIII flowers from Gifted Curators DC. Louis isn’t the lunatic who killed all his wives, he’s Henry VIII. That would make sense, because the weed would be elbow to elbow! or something, and it’s kind of funny, uh. taken out of context. Looking at his wiki, old Louis didn’t do much as a king, but he was a good pot smoker. And that’s probably what you want your king to do, you know? Keep it down, keep the depravity at ten percent of Nero….. I mean, sure, the ongoing expansion under Alexander the Great was exciting and all, but then hordes of unruly barbarians show up to plunder your newly acquired vassal states, and then it all gets pretty boring, frankly. You want goths and vandals? Because that’s how goths and vandals act. Gifted Curators has a very elegant and easy to navigate website. It is very easy to place an order. Click on the gift category you are interested in (flowers, prerolls, smokers) and you can order downloadable artwork from the site. You can contact them at 202-684-9915 if you wish. They are open every day from 10am to 8pm. FYI, you can use promo code TOKER to get 15% off any Gifted Curators order PLUS a free preroll! If you go to their store at 2118 18th St NW and mention this page, you can get a free preroll. That’s it! They also offer self-service pickup if you don’t want to come to the store.
My King Louis XIII sample was packaged in a clear plastic container sealed with nitro dye to keep the flowers fresher than the Princes of Bel Air. I like it much better than the pot because you can see the inside, which in this case shows two large light green buds with long curls of light hairs, covered in a thick layer of delicious trichomes. The buds are perfectly groomed, which is no mean feat considering how full and naturally irregular they are. The fact that this structure also has a perfect density is truly remarkable. The overall look of the bag here is great, guys. He’s a cannabis citizen who was loved and told he could do anything, and now we see him go out and I’m just damn proud of him. I’m not crying, you’re crying. King Louis XIII’s perfume… uh, it doesn’t look good. You can’t go sniffing out kings, can you? This sample from Gifted Curators contains the fresh, soothing scent of sandalwood, which adds a touch of spice to the fragrance. The cones are finely ground and produce a dreamy, sweet smoke – no sharp aftertaste, but thick enough to give you a quick cough if you’re too ambitious. Our high expectations of the elegant appearance have been met. 
King Louis XIII is presented as an indica, but my own experience has shown it to be a sativa hybrid. When I smoke the bowl, I feel calm and alert, which balances my mood and calms distracting chatter. I tried to fall asleep several times after smoking because I felt so peaceful, but the King kept me awake even when I was exhausted. It’s much better on a day when you can use his focus to tackle a list of tasks, or even more complex projects that require abstract visualization. But if you have the time, King Louie will give you such a soothing and invigorating feeling that playing video games all day becomes very tempting. Not only does Gifted Curators DC’s King Louis XIII meet the highest quality cannabis standards, but Gentleman can personally attest that their Lowell Smokes Prerolls and CaliGold Dark Chocolate Bars are just as impressive. You will all love DC’s Gifted Mentors!
